I know posting at 4am may not be such a good idea.

Just that we have a joke up here above the 49th parallel about taking the elders and putting them on the ice and leaving them there to die on the ice flow. (I know! Aren't we horrible?!) Well, it just occurred to me that you wouldn't have to go far to find yourself a piece of ice to freeze to death if you retire in Maine.

Anyhow, please don't do what I suggest. It's a cruel joke.