curmugeon ([personal profile] curmugeon) wrote2007-12-20 07:08 am

Happy Festivus!!!

I was reminded today how fitting this is as a holiday. No, tree, just a pole, no gifts, just a list, of grievances for those who have disappointed us all year.

How fitting a time, how fitting a place, Washington is the Festivus place. The politicians have provided such joy this year, that Festivus should be celebrated there.

So to all the assholes who reside on the hill, and in the white house, and make all those bills, please leave us alone, and fight your own wars, we're sick of your posturing, and you're such whores.

You tax and spend, and spend and kill. You screw up everything that nature doesn't kill. You're warming our air, our world, our future. Meanwhile poor people suffer cold winters in shelters.
 
Merry Festivus to all, may you gripes be heard.

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